I have to admit to not paying a whole lot of attention to the scandal-in-only-three-days surely-that’s-a-record Matt Brown affair, but thankfully an article in the Herald on Friday set it out all nice and neatly, and it really does merit quoting at length:
Beleaguered Labor MP Noreen Hay has been dumped as a NSW parliamentary secretary by Premier Nathan Rees.
The move comes after the member for Wollongong was caught up in the scandal surrounding disgraced police minister Matt Brown’s drunken romp at a post-budget party in June.
Mr Brown was sacked for lying to Mr Rees about dancing in his underpants in his office, where he was alleged to have straddled Ms Hay’s chest and called out to her adult daughter: “Look at this, I’m tittie-fucking your mother!”.
Now, I had quite a lot of fun at my election night party, downing three bottles of champagne and screaming “Say it in Mandarin” every time Kevin Rudd appeared on screen, but I’ve clearly got to start getting invited to budget parties because they’re obviously a much wilder affair. Although really, at any kind of politicks related shindig, “I’m tittie-fucking your mother!” has got to be right up there with among things you don’t want to hear, along with “John Howard retains Bennelong” and anything to do with Peter Costello.
I have to say, too, that this is the kind of thing that Noreen Hay could have done with years ago. Having lived for many years in Wollongong, and only now finally discovered what the old bint looks like, I would eagerly have moved the four blocks south that would have placed me in the Wollongong electorate just to vote Our Noreen.
I mean, Australia’s First Ranga might be the one that all the gay boys are ready to turn for, but MP Hay really is one hot piece of representative snatch:
